sharpie marker bc i meant to hold it up say anything style while picketing croydon pride this weekend (arms dealers should not sponsor pride uwu uwu) but i missed the parade because it arrived at 4pm instead of 12 SO I GUESS INSTEAD IM GONNA HAVE TO USE TO BREAK MY STOOPID BODY AN THAT!
honestly this is probably the best deal ive ever got on anything before besides that time adrian traded me his most busted up bass guitar for a dominos pizza. the pizza bass served me on many a basement show even though i had to restring it to be left handed. hopefully this board will do the same (and not immediately split in half the moment i try to turn on it).
i broke my arm going real fast on heelys last year down the disabled ramp at work (sorry jenny) so with any luck i can get a really funny zine or comic out of this experience xoxoxoxoxo
hope ur all good too friends, keep doing what you love
if this is my last blog post then its probably because i'm in heaven with tony hawk and evel knievel serving uwu dangerman elaganza realness after a stupid fall (or else i forgot my password again uwuwuwu oxoxoxoxoxxo keep it REAL folx!!!)
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huge shoutouts to kit for getting me a helmet for this so my brains don't slop out my ears when i melon out in five seconds xxxxxxxx